R. Kelly Eats Like an 8-Year-Old

R Kelly grocery

Via Vulture.

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His lyrics may be for adults, but R. Kelly’s apparently still shops like he’s stocking up to prepare third grade lunches. The VERY FIRST thing on the list is dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets, followed by other essentials like GoGurt, Toaster Strudel, and two kinds of cookie dough. AND TWO KINDS OF LUNCHABLES. Hey, can’t blame a guy for trying to realize his childhood dream of eating Lunchables 4 days a week.

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