Unsolicited Advice

Dear Azealia, There Are Better Ways to Express Your Opinions & Making Music Is One of Them: Unsolicited Advice


Dear Azealia Banks,

I don’t even know where to start with you.

You’re just oozing immaturity.  You should have left that shit back in elementary school.  I mean seriously, either you, open a dictionary and brainstorm better comebacks or stay off Twitter because you look and sound like an idiot.  “Your wife can’t read.”  OOO BURN!!!


There’s this famous saying, maybe you’ve heard of it:  “What goes around comes around.”  Let me tell you something; karma’s a bitch, dear, and you just got a whole boatload of it.

You have a problem with T.I. and Tiny?  Guess what?  NO ONE CARES.  I’m about to hand you a lesson in confrontation and how to be a lady, because you obviously missed school that day.

1. Twitter.  If you’re going to call someone out on Twitter, fine. But there’s this feature called Direct Message.  Maybe you’ve heard of it?  It allows you to send messages to people DIRECTLY.  It’s quite handy and get this…it’s private.  We can’t see it and you don’t look like a dumb ass.  Everybody wins!!!

2. Legal affairs are meant to be private!  I don’t want to know who you’re suing and quite frankly I do not give a shit.  Keep it between you and your lawyer.  It’s tacky.

3. Email.  Want to confront T.I and Tiny?  Email is a very nice alternative to Twitter.  You can use big words that you find in the same dictionary I suggested you use for your comebacks.  Oh anded you can use more than 140 characters. You can also write a more compelling message that doesn’t sound like you’re whining.

4. Focus on your music.  (It’s funny that you hate T.I. so much and yet you both deserve the same advice) but as I told T.I. once before, turn your hate into a song.  You’ve been off your music game for a while now, to the point where people forgot you even existed.  Where is (at this point mythological) album that everyone keeps speaking of?  Maybe you should concentrate on getting your fans back rather than trying to wring T.I.’s neck – before he wrings yours.  Just saying…

You’re mad that T.I. came at you, but he was just defending his family. So, now you’re going to sue him?  Correct me if I’m wrong, but you started this whole thing…ATTENTION WHORE ALERT….No one likes those.

Grow the fuck up.

Yours truly,


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