Cuffing season is upon us but it seems like there’s been more UN-cuffing than actual cuffing going on lately. It started with the rumored reports of Jay and Bey breaking up during their OTR tour—which if you ask me could have all been a publicity stunt to up sales, but I digress. Needless to say, they’re still together and reportedly moving to L.A. But not every couple can hold a bond so strong it makes it past a nationally famous elevator fight. Love is a strong word, forever is a long time and divorce…well, let’s just say divorce is becoming pretty strong too.
I’m not quite sure I understand celebrity love. I mean, it’s difficult to keep the strength in a relationship on a ‘hunna’ (as Chief Keef would say) when you’ve got every tabloid in the book following every phase and pushing rumors. I get that. I guess I just don’t understand why some things don’t work, and maybe that’s just the traditionalist in me. If you’ve got something good, hold on and make it work. Don’t f*ck it up! Especially not during cuffing season! It’s getting cold out and I’m not sure what every boo-less celebrity will get themselves into during the winter, but rest assured I’ll be here to update you all. But first, let’s revisit all these break-ups that have been going on and try to figure out what in the world is going on!
Reality TV star Khloe Kardashian began dating rapper French Montana after filing for divorce from pro-basketball playa Lamar Odom in December. But after nearly six months of dating the duo called it quits. Media reports suggested that Khloe broke up with French because he was “too clingy,” but sources say Khloe caught French texting her best friend Malika Haqq without her knowledge. Ouch…Either way, the two called it quits less than a month ago and the ‘love’ has yet to resurface.
Moral of the story: Don’t send lust text messages to your girlfriend’s best friend behind her back! She will find out. She will breakup with you and keep her bestie right by her side. You, on the other hand, are going to keep nothing. Not your girlfriend or her BFF.