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17 Things Only Male Nicki Minaj Fans Can Relate To

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Words by Jonathan Hailey

Guys love Nicki Minaj. This is not a secret. But what you may not realize is how hard it is (no pun intended) to be a man who loves the Harajuku Barbie.

Check out 17 things only male Nicki Minaj fans can relate to:

1. Everyone assumes that you’re either gay…

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2. …Or a raving pervert

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3. When she said “boys are yucky” you knew she meant all of them but you…

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4. When you saw the “Anaconda” artwork you were just as excited by her Jordan 6’s as her thong…

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5. This…

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and this…

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Had you like this…

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6. You hate Drake…

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7. And Lil Wayne…

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8. That DJ Khaled “proposal” had you like:

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9. People always ask if your name is Ken…

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10. But you’re just out here still looking for your perfect Barb…

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11. You thought “Bang Bang” was a secret invitation for a foursome…

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12. When people tell you Nicki’s ass is fake you go…

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13. When Nicki walked out on stage with Beyoncé during the “On The Run” concert…

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You felt like:

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14. When Nicki asked if she killed a queen on “Hello Good Morning,” your reaction was…

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15. Despite the lyric making no sense, you’re willing to put Nicki’s p**sy on your sideburns anytime she wants…

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16. You were too busy lookin’ at “Lookin’ Ass” to be mad at it…

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17. And if anybody ever comes for you and your love of Nicki Minaj, you say:

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