The 12 New Beats Of Christmas


Let it never be said that rappers don’t get into the holiday spirit. Back in hip-hop’s infancy we got songs like Kurtis Blow’s “Christmas Rappin’” and a little while later RUN DMC came through with the equally classic “Christmas In Hollis.” Nowadays MCs bring a mix of humor, heart and even a little bit of humbug to the Holiday hustle. So we’ve rounded up some recent examples that you might want to make some hard drive space for or just laugh at while you’re drunk on eggnog.

12. Nottz, “Natal Mortos” beat tape

Virginia production god Nottz chops up Christmas sounds tailor made for your leather and woodgrain sleigh.

11. Fabolous, “I Don’t Fuck With Christmas”

Fabolous is totally not feeling the Black Friday crush and only buys two presents: one for his wifey and one for his mistress.

10. Rich Homie Quan, “Silent Night”

The Atlanta rapper might have you feeling some type of way after you hear his rendition of this German Christmas staple.

9. Wale, “The Festivus Project”

Wale got in the holiday spirit with A-Trak and recorded a new mixtape to precede his upcoming Album About Nothing, called Festivus. Tracks like “The Chess Match” make it a more reflective holiday offering (which is kinda the point of Festivus), but still one worth checking out.

8. Ludacris, “Ludacrismas”

Before Ludacris was driving cars off of bridges in The Fast & The Furious he was just DJing elf in the movie Fred Clause, so of course he had to cut something for the soundtrack.

7. Kanye West, “Christmas In Harlem”

In 2010 Kanye West rounded up some Merry men and one woman ( Cam’ron, Jim Jones, Vado, Cyhi Da Prynce, Pusha-T, Musiq Soulchild, Teyana Taylor, and Big Sean) to spread some GOOD Music cheer.

6. Krhysis, “Merry Khrysmas” Beattape

Producer/MC Khrysis released a 10-track instrumental album called “Merry Khrysmas” that flips some Yuletide classics like Boyz II Men’s “Let It Snow” and Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmas Time.”   Cop it on his BandCamp page

5. Run The Jewels, “A Christmas Fucking Miracle”

The close to the first RTJ album is a “kick you in the jingle bells” Christmas carol called “A Christmas F*cking Miracle” that would make Ebenezer Scrooge proud.

4. The Hellpit Fairies, “It’s The Most F*cking Wonderufl Time”

It’s The Most Fucking Wonderful Time – Hellpit Faeries from W.A.R. Media on Vimeo.

Fuck a guest list, the naughty list is where it’s at. Jean Grae and Mela Machinko are the devil spawn children of the naughty elves in the “Christmas In Hollis video” and rob Talib Kweli for this Christmas ornaments. No, really.

3. Vandalyzm, “What That Mouf Do For The Holidays”

St. Louis MC and Twitter troublemaker Vandalyzm gets practical with his Christmas wish list telling ladies that they can save the sweaters and new kicks and just give him some mouf.

2. Sean Price, “How Sean Price Stole Christmas”

Sean Price and Khrysis play the gulliest of Grinches and gang up on some misbehaving kids to jack them for all their gifts. He almost felt bad because it’s Jesus’ birthday. Almost.

1. DMX, “Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer”

During a now legendary interview with Vanessa Dennis of Power 105.1 DMX busted out an acapella version of this Christmas classic. “You’ll go down in history…forever”

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