Ahhh, another day, another Kim Kardashian trending topic. Kanye’s wife debuted a new look today somewhere in Paris. Yes, there are plenty of people who have no f*cks to give about Kim Kardashian dying her hair, but the fun part of the ‘net is seeing how people react to even the most banal things.
Kim K’s new platinum blonde look was compared to everything from a Dragon Ball Z character to a villain from a James Bond movie. This is clearly a subliminal attempt by Yeezus to make us think platinum when his new album drops. Or something.
**And in case you’re wondering, “Calvario” is indeed a Harry Potter hair-loss curse used in “Lego Harry Potter.”