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Slim Thug On Why You Shouldn’t Have Sex With Your Real Estate Agent

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The New York Times let Slim Thug write a short article on why you shouldn’t mix “pleasure” with business – specifically, why you shouldn’t bang your real estate agent.

It seems the Houston rapper was trying to sell his house and got caught up doing more than just negotiations with the real estate agent. Kama Sutra never hurt anybody, but Slim says he ended up with terrible credit and had to foreclose his house because things just…got too hot. He says he lost around $200,000. “Who would have known that sex would lead to losing money?” asks Slim.

Read the hilarious article right here, and remember – don’t have sex with your real estate agent. No matter what she lets you do to her.

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