Comedy

This Is Why Grilled Cheese Makes You Horny

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In advance of national Grilled Cheese sandwich day a study was conducted (we hope no one paid for that shit) to explore the behaviors of people who enjoy the toasted dairy goodness and those who don’t. As it turns out, people who eat Grilled Cheese sandwiches have more sex.

The company surveyed 4,600 people and found that 73% of grilled cheese lovers have sex at least once a month, compared with 63% of those who don’t love grilled cheese. And 32% of grilled cheese lovers have sex at least six times a month, compared with 27% of non-grilled cheese lovers” – L.A. Times

But we don’t think you needed a survey to tell you that. Have you SEEN grilled cheese? Have you MADE a grilled cheese?  Have you EATEN a grilled cheese?

First you butter that bread..

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Then you lay that shit down…

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Source: First We Feast

 Then you press that shit…

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Then you flip that shit…

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Then you stack that shit…

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And just look at that shit…

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Then you spread that shit…

 

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Source: First We Feast

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Then you dip that shit

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Then you put that shit in your mouth…

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That cheesy, crunchy, greasy, warm goodness that just never seems to stop. Just when you think you’ve had it all there is just a little bit more and…

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Is it lunch time yet?

 

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