“Dragon’s Ass” & Other Things Madonna Must Taste Like

Pop Music legend Madonna added Drake to her growing list of onstage kissing victims at the 2015 Coachella Music Festival. Drizzy was acting as a stage prop during Mag’s performance of “Human Nature” (ironically, the video for that song was one of the first times she sucked the soul out of Black people) and went in for a probing, 8-second lip lock.

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However, his reaction to becoming kissing cousins with Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera was not what one would expect. He lunged over wiping his mouth and grimaced before saying, “Oh shit, what just happened?” You’ve tasted your woes, Drizzy. That’s what happened.

Madonna Drake Kiss 2

That of course prompted a string of “Madonna taste like” jokes on Twitter. Here are the funniest ones we found.

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