Kanye West announced today that he was changing the name of his upcoming album from So Help Me God to simply…Swish.
While he admitted that he might change it again he offered no insight as to why or what Swish could mean. So we took some guesses.
10. Sewing While I Smoke Hash
9. Snobs With Influence Steering History
8. Sycophant Wryly Instigating Some Hysteria
7. Singing With Intellectually Sanctimonious Hyperbole
6. Sauntering While Imitating Sports Heroes
5. Sex With Internationally Splashy Honeys
4. Serving Warlocks(or witches) Is So Hood
3. Styling Weak Incontinent Sneaker Hoarders
2. Securing Wealth In Houndstooth Skirts
1. Sealed With Illuminati’s Secret Handshake
We’re guessing it will probably change again when he realizes Swish sounds too close to Swoosh and we know how much Nike makes his skin crawl nowadays.