Madame Tussauds Made 35 Wax Jared Fogles Because 36 Would Have Been Excessive


If commissioning a wax figure of Nicki Minaj bending over half-naked wasn’t enough to get someone at Madam Tussauds wax museum fired, this next gaff better send someone packing.

Madame Tussauds in New York City unveiled 35 identical wax statues of former Subway spokesman and self-confessed child rapist Jared Fogle. That is one creepy smiling Jared for every item on the Subway menu.

According to Clickhole 32 of the dopplegangers were made before news broke of his child pornography charges. This doesn’t explain 1) the remaining three and 2) why in God’s name they thought 32 were needed in the first place?? Why was a sandwich spokesman worth making 32 copies of? All of that wax could have been used to press up etched vinyl of Macklemore’s next album or something equally pointless.  Or why not 35 Hugo Weavings from “The Matrix”? That would have made too much sense I guess.


Fogle has plead guilty to soliciting sex with minors and possessing child pornography and will get anywhere between 5 and 12 and a half years in prison, as well as pay 1.4 Million in  restitution to his victims. He will be formally sentenced in November.

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