Halle Berry’s boobs have been making men forget their manners for more than two decades and not much is about to change. On the latest edition of Jimmy Kimmel’s “Mean Tweets” the buxom star read off a jab about her 36C head rests being “lopsided.” But without missing a beat, she quickly assessed that this Tweeter was probably typing with calloused, hairy palms from his mom’s basement and thinks that breasts feel like a bag of sand. So she let the 40 year old virgin know “Well, when they’re real, that happens.”
Anyway, we like boobs around here, especially imperfect ones. That way we know it isn’t an an alien waiting to exsanguinate us post-coitus. And Halle has given her two co-stars some great screen time over the years. We’ve compiled a few moments for those who have forgotten.
(Oh, and shout out to @LowKeyUHTN for ethering Danny Ocean.)
“The Flintstones” (1994)
Berry was up to no good as Fred Flintstone’s flirtatious secretary “Miss Stone” and her Cocoa pebbles had him looking for a spoon and milk.
Not only did the movie gods gift us this wonderfully titillating lingerie shot, Berry was reportedly offered half-a-mill to go topless.
“Monster’s Ball” (2001)
The brain power required to mentally Photoshop Billy Bob Thornton out of this sex scene should qualify one for mutant status. But we sure as hell did sit through the Oscar-winning “make me feel good” clip for just a glimpse of Halle’s nipples.
“Die Another Day” (2002)
As svelte NSA agent Jinx, Berry showed off the beach bod that has inspired hymns in her honor.
If there was ever a movie that could be reduced to a single gif it’s this comic book clunker. But what a GIF it is.
“Movie 43” (2013)
This film is a tiramisu of awful because it’s a movie about really bad movie pitches. In one mercifully brief vignette Berry engages in a zealous game of “truth or dare” and dunks her boob in a bowl of guacamole. “Chipotle” sales were rumored to have tripled the next day.
“Frankie and Alice” (2012)
Halle’s portrayal of a go-go dancer with multiple personalities earned her a Golden Globe nomination and two NAACP image awards. But boobs.
Hmm, after looking at this list seems that the only thing lopsided about Halley Berry has been her choice of roles. But we’ll take the boobs anyway we can.