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Watch Negan Make Rick Pee-Pee His Pants On “The Walking Dead”

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In the season 6 finale of AMC’s “The Walking Dead” the long awaited meeting with Negan, leader of the Saviors, finally happens.

After herding Rick and the crew for hours with fire, walkers, bullets and even a lynching, Negan emerges from their RV as the team is on their knees. This is what he had to say:

Pissin’ our pants yet? Boy, do I have a feeling we’re gettin’ close. It’s gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon.

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(This one, he’s the guy.)

Which one of you pricks is the leader? Hi, you’re Rick right? I’m Negan, and I do not appreciate you killing my men. Also, when I sent my people to kill your people for killing my people, you killed more of my people. Not cool. Not cool. You have no idea how not cool that shit is. But I think you’re going to be up to speed shortly. Yeah, you are so going to regret crossing me in a few minutes. Yes you are.

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You see Rick, whatever you do, no matter what, you don’t mess with the New World Order. The New World Orde ris this  and it’s very simple. So even if you’re stupid, which you  very well may well be, even you can understand it. Here it goes, pay attention.

Give me your shit or I will kill you. Today was career day. We invested a lot so you would know who I am and what I can do. You work for me now. You have shit, you give it to me. That’s your job. Now I know that is a might big, nasty pill to swallow, but swallow it you most certainly will. You ruled the roost. You built something. You thought you were safe, I get it. But the word is out. You are not safe. Not even close. In fact you are pegged. More pegged if you don’t do what I want. And what I want is half your shit and if that’s too much you can make, find or steal more. And it’ll even out sooner orator.

This is your way of life now. The more you fight back, the harder it will be. So someone knocks on your door? You let us in. We own that door. You try to stop us, and we will knock it down. You understand?

What? No answer? You didn’t really think you’d get through this without getting punished now did you?

I don’t want to kill you people. Just want to make that clear from the get go. I want you to work for me. You can’t do that if you’re dead, can you? I’m not growing a garden. But you killed my people. A whole damn lot of them. More than I’m comfortable with. And for that, you gotta pay.

So now, I’m gonna beat the holy hell outta one of you. This is Lucille and she is awesome. All this, all this is just so we can pick out which one of you gets the honor.

(Turns to Carl) You got one of our guns. You got a lot of our guns. Shit kid, lighten up. At least cry a little.  (looks at Maggie) Jeeeezus, you look shitty. I should just put you out of your misery right now.

(Glenn lunges). Nope get him back in line.

Alright listen, don’t any of you do that again. I will shut that shit down, no exceptions. The first one’s free, it’s an emotional moment. I get it. It sucks don’t it. The moment you realize you don’t know shit.

This your kid right? This is definitely your kid. Do not make me kill the little future serial killer. Don’t make it easy on me. I gotta pick somebody. Everybody’s at the table waiting for me to order.

I simply cannot decide. I got an idea…

Then he played eenie- meanie- minie moe, catch the tiger, by his toe. If he hollers let him go. My mother told me to pick the very best one and you are …it

Anybody moves, anybody says anything cut the boys other eye out and and feed it to his father and then we’ll start. You can breath, you can blink, you can cry. Hell , you’re all gonna be doing that.

WACK!

Oh, look at that. Taking it like a champ!

The thing is, we don’t know who he killed! Someone definitely died, some joked that it was the camera man, but we’ll have to wait until October to find out for sure. Watch the clip below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN7_4dKCFh4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPhX1-Jp7-I

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